You is goblins of the Licktoad tribe, deep in Brinestump Marsh, south of the hated man-town called Sandpoint.

One time, some Licktoads tried to burn down Sandpoint. Legends, they almost were. But they didn’t bring enough fire, and got themselves killed as a result…

Yesterday, yer tribe caught one of yours own doing the most foul of goblin crime — the greatest taboo—writing things down.

In fact, rumor holds that what he was writing was a history of your tribe! There’s ain’t no swifter way to bring about bad luck than stealing words out of your mind by writing them down, and so your tribe had no choice. You branded the goblin’s face with letters to punish him, which is why everyone calls him Scribbleface now, and then you ran him outta town, looted his hut and set it on fire.

Before y’all finished burning down his hut, Chief Gutwad found a weird box within the building. Inside was a map and a lot of fireworks—fireworks that immediately came to use in burning the rest of the hut down. Then, this morning, Gutwad announced that tonight there would be a feast in order to drive out any lingering bad luck from Scribbleface’s poor decisions. But perhaps even more exciting, all of you have been secretly invited to meet at Chief Gutwad’s Moot House. Why would the chief want to speak to you? It can only mean that he’s got an important mission for you all… one that the other goblins of the tribe couldn’t pull off. This could be your chance to go down in Licktoad history!